"Storz" (storzbach)
03/03/2014 at 07:01 • Filed to: None | 3 | 35 |
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Storz
03/03/2014 at 07:38 | 0 |
That's a neon with an SRT4 front bumper. Or an SRT4 neon.
Storz
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 07:56 | 1 |
SRT4, you can just barely see the intercooler behind the bumper.
It was quite fast
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Storz
03/03/2014 at 08:09 | 0 |
Aha! I see it now that I took another look. I never though someone would rally one of those.
Edit: Are those Ohio plates? I live in Ohio.. I must know more.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:13 | 1 |
After looking at the prices, it's just hit me that it would be a great FWD rally car.
Storz
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:18 | 1 |
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Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 08:34 | 0 |
I'm going to lift my mustang and make it a rock crawler yo.
Nah. They are relatively cheap. But Neon.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:36 | 0 |
The Neon factor it's negated once the SRT factor is calculated into the equation.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 08:36 | 0 |
I have a friend who owns one. They aren't too bad, but I can't say much about interior or quality. I own a Ford.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:39 | 0 |
Interiors are one of the least important things when looking at cars in this price range, TIMMY.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 08:41 | 0 |
I don't think you understand, BRIAN.
Dusty Ventures
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:44 | 0 |
When the SRT Neon was new Mopar created a three-car factory rally team. This is one of those three factory cars. It's crazy fast and has variable boost that can be adjusted on the fly by the co-driver via a dial in the cabin. Full boost is supposedly over 400 hp. The driver is Chris Greenhouse, he's a fast driver and always a 2WD podium threat. He's also a pilot for Spirit Airlines and yes, he is from Ohio. Cincinnati to be exact.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:44 | 0 |
Actually TIMMY, what I'm saying is that you clearly made the WRONG PURCHASE DECISION. You should've gotten an SRT4.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 08:46 | 0 |
Actually BRIAN, I LIKE MY PURCHASE.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:48 | 0 |
Convertible? What are you, a WOMAN?
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 08:51 | 0 |
MAYBE I AM. All of the coupes were in awful shape honestly. Compared to what most of those needed this was the better choice. All I need is tie rods, and a set of shocks.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:53 | 0 |
As long as you keep the wheels, that's perfectly acceptable.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 08:55 | 0 |
It has 98k on the clock. It has brand new tires with these awful wheels, but $600 can fix that. I want SVT Cobra replica wheels.. because I can't afford the real ones, They don't come in 9.5" width though.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 08:57 | 0 |
Make sure to stance the shit out of it, plus a huge wing/front splitter.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 08:58 | 0 |
Yeah dawg. I was thinking widebody from a Honda Civic EX.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 09:10 | 0 |
PERFECT
You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 09:31 | 0 |
They (Neon SRT4) were actually a force in the 2WD class back in the day. I think back when it was SCCA sanctioned they were at or near the top of the standings most years. The Chrysler team that Dusty mentioned may have even challenged the 4WD guys for the win a few times.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 09:32 | 0 |
And then I'll put four spare tires on it, and a wing ten feet high. HID bulbs in the wrong housings and hello kitty seat covers and neon lights that don't even compliment the color with a big huge sound system that my redneck buddy put in.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
03/03/2014 at 09:33 | 0 |
That's actually pretty cool. It's something you would never expect.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 09:36 | 0 |
You nailed it. Of course, you're gonna need to convert it to FWD.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 09:40 | 0 |
I'll make it 14 wheels drive bruh. It's super rare It has vtec bruh. Only trades for 2010 gt500's bruh. No junk. Bruh.
puts on snapback
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 09:43 | 0 |
brings to car show
Sees that everyone is looking at his car
doesn't realize it's for the wrong reasons
parks next to Ferrari
car is promptly ignored
Ferrari driver eventually moves cars next to other Ferraris
car is left alone in corner of car show
leaves in shame
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 09:54 | 0 |
Sadly I've seen this happen. Dude parked his piece of junk auto eclipse, it was a 97, next to some really nice 30's Fords. This eclipse was honestly the worst thing I've ever seen. The body kit was three colors. Didn't fit the car properly, I could have stuck my head in the exhaust. The motor was in terrible shape. Had steelies on it, cut springs.. Those awful euro taillights. The interior had some sort of fabric on the dash and fake billet accents. It was terrible. The older guys moved their cars and this kid was just sitting there by himself. Finally he left.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 09:55 | 0 |
Well he deserves it for ruining an already awful car.
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 09:59 | 0 |
Did I mention it was orange? Not the kind of orange you get on a Z06. I mean orange. Like plastidip orange.
Brian Silvestro
> Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
03/03/2014 at 10:01 | 0 |
*starts crying*
Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
> Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 10:02 | 1 |
My eyes were bleeding. Waterfalls of blood.
fclevelandwrx
> Storz
03/03/2014 at 21:24 | 0 |
I was hoping my focus would make this lol
Storz
> fclevelandwrx
03/04/2014 at 07:08 | 0 |
Which Focus do you race?
fclevelandwrx
> Storz
03/05/2014 at 17:02 | 0 |
White and black RM-Autosports, car 904
Storz
> fclevelandwrx
03/06/2014 at 06:49 | 0 |
Right on, we left the stage after a friend of mine went through to catch him on the next one, sorry dude!